{"id":22784,"date":"2015-09-20T21:52:28","date_gmt":"2015-09-20T19:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=22784"},"modified":"2015-09-20T21:52:28","modified_gmt":"2015-09-20T19:52:28","slug":"cinska-spermobanka-laka-darce-na-moznost-koupit-iphone-6s","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=22784","title":{"rendered":"\u010c\u00ednsk\u00e1 spermobanka l\u00e1k\u00e1 d\u00e1rce na mo\u017enost koupit iPhone 6S"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nov\u00fd iPhone 6S je v \u010c\u00edn\u011b o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n s takovou netrp\u011blivost\u00ed, \u017ee ho ke sv\u00e9 propagaci za\u010daly pou\u017e\u00edvat i m\u00edstn\u00ed spermobanky, kter\u00e9 se s jeho pomoc\u00ed sna\u017e\u00ed nal\u00e1kat nov\u00e9 d\u00e1rce. Informoval o tom zpravodajsk\u00fd server Fortune.<br \/>\n<\/strong><br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>    Dv\u011b \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 spermobanky u\u017e tento t\u00fdden na internetu zve\u0159ejnily v\u00fdzvu mu\u017e\u016fm, aby p\u0159i\u0161li darovat spermie a z\u00edskali tak pen\u00edze na koupi nov\u00e9ho chytr\u00e9ho telefonu firmy Apple. Ten se bude v pevninsk\u00e9 \u010c\u00edn\u011b prod\u00e1vat asi za 1000 dolar\u016f (zhruba 24.000 korun).<br \/>\n    &#8222;Nemus\u00edte prod\u00e1vat vlastn\u00ed ledvinu, abyste z\u00edskali pen\u00edze na koupi iPhonu 6S! M\u016f\u017eete si vyd\u011blat dost pen\u011bz jednodu\u0161e t\u00edm, \u017ee darujete spermie!&#8220; l\u00e1kaj\u00ed reklamy, z nich\u017e citoval \u010d\u00ednsk\u00fd list South China Morning Post. Nap\u0159\u00edklad v provincii Chu-pej se spermie od d\u00e1rc\u016f mlad\u0161\u00edho a st\u0159edn\u00edho v\u011bku vykupuj\u00ed v p\u0159epo\u010dtu za zhruba 800 dolar\u016f.<br \/>\n    \u010c\u00edna pro Apple p\u0159edstavuje velmi v\u00fdznamn\u00fd trh &#8211; zisky Applu z \u010c\u00edny za posledn\u00ed \u010dtvrtrok stouply o 110 procent a tato oblast v\u010detn\u011b Hongkongu a Tchaj-wanu zaji\u0161\u0165uje t\u00e9m\u011b\u0159 t\u0159etinu celkov\u00fdch zisk\u016f.<br \/>\n    Ov\u0161em Apple je nem\u00e9n\u011b d\u016fle\u017eit\u00fd i pro \u010c\u00ednu. Pro m\u00edstn\u00ed obyvatele nen\u00ed iPhone jen chytr\u00fdm telefonem, je z\u00e1rove\u0148 m\u00f3dn\u00edm dopl\u0148kem za 1000 dolar\u016f. A vlastnit nejnov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed model iPhonu ve zlat\u00e9 \u010di r\u016f\u017eovo-zlat\u00e9 barv\u011b je touhou mlad\u00fdch lid\u00ed i symbolem postaven\u00ed vl\u00e1dn\u00edch \u00fa\u0159edn\u00edk\u016f i zbohatl\u00edk\u016f.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Nov\u00fd iPhone 6S je v \u010c\u00edn\u011b o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n s takovou netrp\u011blivost\u00ed, \u017ee ho ke sv\u00e9 propagaci za\u010daly pou\u017e\u00edvat i m\u00edstn\u00ed spermobanky, kter\u00e9 se s jeho pomoc\u00ed <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=22784\" title=\"\u010c\u00ednsk\u00e1 spermobanka l\u00e1k\u00e1 d\u00e1rce na mo\u017enost koupit iPhone 6S\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-22784","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zpravy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22784","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=22784"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22784\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=22784"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=22784"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=22784"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}