{"id":4442,"date":"2013-05-03T09:46:24","date_gmt":"2013-05-03T07:46:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=4442"},"modified":"2013-05-03T12:53:04","modified_gmt":"2013-05-03T10:53:04","slug":"prvomajovi-recesiste-at-nepredavkujeme-duchodce-a-telesne-postizene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=4442","title":{"rendered":"&#8222;A\u0165 nep\u0159ed\u00e1vkujeme d\u016fchodce a t\u011blesn\u011b posti\u017een\u00e9&#8220;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>K zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 recesistick\u00e9 akci se se\u0161li lid\u00e9 v Horn\u00edch Hut\u00edch na Jihlavsku. Uspo\u0159\u00e1dali si prvom\u00e1jovou manifestaci v duchu komunistick\u00fdch oslav Sv\u00e1tku pr\u00e1ce. A nevynechali p\u0159itom ani hendikepovan\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Klub p\u0159\u00e1tel recese a humoru uspo\u0159\u00e1dal prvom\u00e1jovou m\u00edrovou manifestaci v Horn\u00edch Hut\u00edch. Pod budovatelsk\u00fdmi hesly a vlajkami zem\u00ed RVHP se stovky div\u00e1k\u016f na louce u rybn\u00edka prom\u011bnily v soudru\u017eky a soudruhy s m\u00e1v\u00e1tky.<\/p>\n<p>Z tribuny recesist\u00e9 ironizovali p\u0159edev\u0161\u00edm sou\u010dasn\u00e9 pom\u011bry a politiky. Zvonilo se kl\u00ed\u010di, pot\u00e9 imit\u00e1tor v\u011brn\u011b napodobil v\u0161echny t\u0159i prezidenty \u010cR. Klaus z tribuny v jeho pod\u00e1n\u00ed zopakoval, \u017ee opravdu, ale opravdu nezn\u00e1 \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 \u0161pinav\u00e9 pen\u00edze: &#8222;M\u00e9 n\u00e1zory se stanou i va\u0161imi n\u00e1zory\u2026, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 jsem ten hlavn\u00ed n\u00e1zor t\u00e9to republiky a jestli to nepochop\u00edte, tak si klidn\u011b odcestujte do zahrani\u010d\u00ed\u2026,&#8220; pustil se Klaus do publika.<\/p>\n<p>Imit\u00e1tor &#8222;Milo\u0161 Zeman&#8220; zase zpoza lahve becherovky p\u0159ihl\u00ed\u017eej\u00edc\u00edm osv\u011btlil, kterak vid\u00ed budoucnost na\u0161\u00ed zem\u011b. Zbyte\u010dn\u00e9 budou podle n\u011bj finan\u010dn\u00ed \u00fa\u0159ady, nebo\u0165 dan\u011b budou platit jenom blbci: &#8222;Platit se bude do speci\u00e1ln\u011b upraven\u00fdch bankomat\u016f\u2026, odkud se pen\u00edze budou p\u0159\u00edmo distribuovat na Dr\u00e1bkovy S-karty pro pot\u0159ebn\u00e9, ov\u0161em s p\u0159ednostn\u00edm pr\u00e1vem pro nep\u0159izp\u016fsobiv\u00e9 ob\u010dany, abychom nep\u0159ed\u00e1vkovali d\u016fchodce a t\u011blesn\u011b posti\u017een\u00e9\u2026.,&#8220; horoval pod rusk\u00fdmi vlajkami &#8222;Zeman&#8220; s t\u00edm, \u017ee na\u0161e \u0161ance st\u00e1t po boku zem\u00ed jako jsou \u0158ecko a \u0160pan\u011blsko je opravdu velik\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p>Manifestace nab\u00eddla i dal\u0161\u00ed absurdn\u00ed pod\u00edvan\u00e9 a v\u0161ichni se srde\u010dn\u011b bavili.<\/p>\n<p>Ji\u0159\u00ed Varhan\u00edk Horn\u00ed Hut\u011b<\/p>\n<p>redak\u010dn\u011b kr\u00e1ceno, cel\u00fd text je v dne\u0161n\u00edm vyd\u00e1n\u00ed Jihlavsk\u00e9 listy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>K zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 recesistick\u00e9 akci se se\u0161li lid\u00e9 v Horn\u00edch Hut\u00edch na Jihlavsku. Uspo\u0159\u00e1dali si prvom\u00e1jovou manifestaci v duchu komunistick\u00fdch oslav Sv\u00e1tku pr\u00e1ce. 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