{"id":59772,"date":"2025-09-06T03:13:00","date_gmt":"2025-09-06T01:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=59772"},"modified":"2025-09-06T07:22:42","modified_gmt":"2025-09-06T05:22:42","slug":"anekdota-na-vikend-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=59772","title":{"rendered":"Anekdota na v\u00edkend"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mu\u017e proch\u00e1zel m\u011bstem, kdy\u017e k n\u011bmu p\u0159istoupil obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 \u0161pinav\u00fd a o\u0161unt\u011ble vypadaj\u00edc\u00ed tul\u00e1k a po\u017e\u00e1dal ho o p\u00e1r dolar\u016f na ve\u010de\u0159i. Mu\u017e vyt\u00e1hl pen\u011b\u017eenku, vyndal dva dolary a zeptal se: \u201eKdybych v\u00e1m dal tyhle pen\u00edze, vzal byste si je a koupil byste si whisky?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> \u201eNe, s pit\u00edm jsem p\u0159estal u\u017e p\u0159ed lety,\u201c \u0159ekl tul\u00e1k. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201ePou\u017eil byste je na hazard?\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\u201eNehraji hazard. Pot\u0159ebuji cokoli, co se d\u00e1 sehnat, abych p\u0159e\u017eil.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> \u201eUtrat\u00edte ty pen\u00edze za green fee na golfov\u00e9m h\u0159i\u0161ti?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> \u201eZbl\u00e1znil jste se? Nehr\u00e1l jsem golf 20 let!\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Mu\u017e \u0159ekl: \u201eNo, dva dolary v\u00e1m ned\u00e1m. M\u00edsto toho v\u00e1s pozvu k sob\u011b dom\u016f na vynikaj\u00edc\u00ed ve\u010de\u0159i, kterou uva\u0159\u00ed moje \u017eena.\u201c <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tul\u00e1k byl ohromen. \u201eNebude se na tebe tvoje \u017eena zlobit, kdy\u017e to ud\u011bl\u00e1\u0161? V\u00edm, \u017ee jsem \u0161pinav\u00fd, a pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b taky dost smrd\u00edm.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Mu\u017e odpov\u011bd\u011bl: \u201eTo je v po\u0159\u00e1dku. Jen chci, aby vid\u011bla, jak vypad\u00e1 mu\u017e, kter\u00fd se vzdal pit\u00ed, hazardn\u00edch her a golfu.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"187\" height=\"260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Kniha-historickych-anekdot-187x260.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60401\" style=\"width:229px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.meisterkoch.eu\/product\/kniha-historickych-anekdot\">https:\/\/www.meisterkoch.eu\/product\/kniha-historickych-anekdot<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.meisterkoch.eu\/product\/kniha-historickych-anekdot\">Kniha historick\u00fdch anekdot<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Mu\u017e proch\u00e1zel m\u011bstem, kdy\u017e k n\u011bmu p\u0159istoupil obzvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 \u0161pinav\u00fd a o\u0161unt\u011ble vypadaj\u00edc\u00ed tul\u00e1k a po\u017e\u00e1dal ho o p\u00e1r dolar\u016f na ve\u010de\u0159i. Mu\u017e vyt\u00e1hl pen\u011b\u017eenku, vyndal <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=59772\" title=\"Anekdota na v\u00edkend\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2196,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59772","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kultura"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59772","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59772\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}