Syn k\u0159ov\u00e1ka se pt\u00e1 sv\u00e9ho otce:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eTati, co m\u00e1m d\u011blat, kdy\u017e vylezu ze k\u0159ov\u00ed a najednou se p\u0159ede mnou objev\u00ed lev?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201ePak si pomalu d\u0159epne\u0161, nat\u00e1hne\u0161 za sebe ruku, vezme\u0161 plnou hrst hovna a hod\u00ed\u0161 ji lvovi do ksichtu.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mal\u00fd k\u0159ov\u00e1k se zamysl\u00ed a pak pov\u00edd\u00e1: \u201eNo jo, ale co kdy\u017e tam \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 hovno nebude?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u201eTak na to se m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 spolehnout, \u017ee tam bude!\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Syn k\u0159ov\u00e1ka se pt\u00e1 sv\u00e9ho otce: \u201eTati, co m\u00e1m d\u011blat, kdy\u017e vylezu ze k\u0159ov\u00ed a najednou se p\u0159ede mnou objev\u00ed lev?\u201c \u201ePak si pomalu d\u0159epne\u0161, […]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":17963,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59943","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-kultura"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59943","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59943"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59943\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/17963"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59943"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59943"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59943"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}