{"id":59945,"date":"2025-08-30T00:05:00","date_gmt":"2025-08-29T22:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=59945"},"modified":"2025-08-30T09:14:42","modified_gmt":"2025-08-30T07:14:42","slug":"anekdota-na-vikend-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=59945","title":{"rendered":"Anekdota na v\u00edkend"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Kdy\u017e \u0161la sp\u00e1t, jednaosmdes\u00e1tilet\u00e1 \u017eena \u0159ekla sv\u00e9mu t\u0159iaosmdes\u00e1tilet\u00e9mu man\u017eelovi:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201ePod\u00edvej\u2026 Pr\u00e1v\u011b jsem se pod\u00edvala z okna a mysl\u00edm, \u017ee v gar\u00e1\u017ei sv\u00edt\u00ed. Mohl bys vst\u00e1t a zhasnout ho?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>S velk\u00fdmi obt\u00ed\u017eemi se star\u00fd mu\u017e zvedl, otev\u0159el dve\u0159e a vy\u0161el ven. Vid\u011bl p\u011bt nebo \u0161est zlod\u011bj\u016f, jak bu\u0161\u00ed na gar\u00e1\u017eov\u00e1 vrata. Okam\u017eit\u011b zavolal policii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201ePoslouchejte\u2026 napi\u0161te mi adresu. Jsme tu jen j\u00e1 a moje \u017eena a p\u011bt nebo \u0161est zlod\u011bj\u016f \u00fato\u010d\u00ed na mou gar\u00e1\u017e. Pros\u00edm, po\u0161lete rychle policejn\u00ed t\u00fdm\u2026\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dispe\u010der odpov\u011bd\u011bl: \u201eM\u00e1me va\u0161i adresu zapsanou. Nebojte se. Moment\u00e1ln\u011b nem\u00e1me \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 voln\u00e9 t\u00fdmy. Po\u0161lu n\u011bkoho, jakmile budu m\u00edt t\u00fdm.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Znechucen\u00fd star\u00fd mu\u017e sledoval, jak zlod\u011bji z\u00e1pas\u00ed se z\u00e1mky gar\u00e1\u017ee. O dv\u011b minuty pozd\u011bji znovu policii:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201ePod\u00edvejte\u2026 te\u010f nen\u00ed t\u0159eba nikoho pos\u00edlat. V\u0161ech p\u011bt bylo zast\u0159eleno.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Na policejn\u00ed stanici zavl\u00e1dla panika. B\u011bhem p\u011bti minut dorazil na ulici policejn\u00ed t\u00fdm s vrtuln\u00edkem, z\u00e1chran\u00e1\u0159i, t\u0159emi l\u00e9ka\u0159i a dv\u011bma sanitkami. Zlo\u010dince rychle obkl\u00ed\u010dili a zajali. Pozd\u011bji vedouc\u00ed t\u00fdmu nenucen\u011b p\u0159istoupil ke star\u00e9mu mu\u017ei a zeptal se:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201e\u0158\u00edkal jste, \u017ee jste je zast\u0159elil, \u017ee?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201eA ne\u0159\u00edkal jste, \u017ee nejsou k dispozici \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e9 t\u00fdmy?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.meisterkoch.eu\/product\/kniha-historickych-anekdot\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"187\" height=\"260\" src=\"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Kniha-historickych-anekdot-187x260.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-60401\" style=\"width:356px;height:auto\"\/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.meisterkoch.eu\/product\/kniha-historickych-anekdot\"><strong><mark style=\"background-color:rgba(0, 0, 0, 0)\" class=\"has-inline-color has-white-color\">Kniha historick\u00fdch anekdot ZDE<\/mark><\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Kdy\u017e \u0161la sp\u00e1t, jednaosmdes\u00e1tilet\u00e1 \u017eena \u0159ekla sv\u00e9mu t\u0159iaosmdes\u00e1tilet\u00e9mu man\u017eelovi: \u201ePod\u00edvej\u2026 Pr\u00e1v\u011b jsem se pod\u00edvala z okna a mysl\u00edm, \u017ee v gar\u00e1\u017ei sv\u00edt\u00ed. 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