{"id":6077,"date":"2013-06-04T07:59:32","date_gmt":"2013-06-04T05:59:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=6077"},"modified":"2014-10-20T20:12:27","modified_gmt":"2014-10-20T18:12:27","slug":"vtipkovat-o-lidech-na-voziku-ci-s-bilou-holi-ale-jiste-jak-je-libo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=6077","title":{"rendered":"Vtipkovat o lidech na voz\u00edku \u010di s b\u00edlou hol\u00ed? Pro\u010d ne"},"content":{"rendered":"

Zazn\u00ed vtip o nevidom\u00fdch nebo o lidech s obrnou. Vsa\u010fte se, \u017ee zat\u00edmco zdrav\u00ed se budou ut\u00e1p\u011bt v rozpac\u00edch, lid\u00e9 s posti\u017een\u00edm se s chut\u00ed zasm\u011bj\u00ed. Tohle tabu je toti\u017e pro zdrav\u00e9 po\u0159\u00e1d siln\u00e9.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Jak zn\u00e1mo, humor, vtip a sm\u00edch uzdravuj\u00ed mnohdy \u00fa\u010dinn\u011bji ne\u017e cel\u00e1 medic\u00edna.<\/p>\n

Plat\u00ed to i v p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b lid\u00ed s r\u016fzn\u00fdm zdravotn\u00edm posti\u017een\u00edm. V\u0161ak se tak\u00e9 mnoz\u00ed nevidom\u00ed, nesly\u0161\u00edc\u00ed nebo t\u011blesn\u011b posti\u017een\u00ed r\u00e1di a nahlas zasm\u011bj\u00ed vtip\u016fm o sob\u011b.<\/p>\n

To sp\u00ed\u0161 zdrav\u00e1 v\u011bt\u0161ina nev\u00ed, jak na takov\u00e9 f\u00f3ry zareagovat, a c\u00edt\u00ed se proto nesv\u00e1, podr\u00e1\u017ed\u011bn\u00e1 a p\u0159ecitliv\u011bl\u00e1. „Jako by to po\u0159\u00e1d bylo n\u011bco nevhodn\u00e9ho, p\u0159itom kdy\u017e je vtip dobr\u00fd, b\u00fdv\u00e1 \u010dasto v\u00fdsti\u017en\u00fd. P\u0159esn\u011b pop\u00ed\u0161e, s \u010d\u00edm se mus\u00edme v \u017eivot\u011b utkat,“ vysv\u011btluje moc humoru Ad\u00e9la Han\u00e1kov\u00e1, kter\u00e1 vyu\u010duje na \u00dastavu speci\u00e1ln\u011bpedagogick\u00fdch studi\u00ed na Palack\u00e9ho univerzit\u011b v Olomouci.<\/p>\n

Vtipn\u00e1 pointa m\u00edsto l\u00edtosti <\/strong><\/p>\n

Proto\u017ee je Ad\u00e9la Han\u00e1kov\u00e1 roky na voz\u00edku, z vlastn\u00ed zku\u0161enosti v\u00ed, jak \u00falevn\u00fd a l\u00e9\u010div\u00fd m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt vtip, v n\u011bm\u017e se dost\u00e1vaj\u00ed lid\u00e9 s posti\u017een\u00edm do prek\u00e9rn\u00edch a bizarn\u00edch situac\u00ed. \u017d\u00e1dn\u00e1 zbyte\u010dn\u00e1 l\u00edtost, p\u0159emr\u0161t\u011bn\u00fd soucit, fale\u0161n\u011b zn\u011bj\u00edc\u00ed obdiv, prost\u011b jen vtipn\u00e1 pointa.<\/p>\n

Co t\u0159eba tenhle? Bav\u00ed se dva nesly\u0161\u00edc\u00ed: „V\u010dera jsem se vr\u00e1til pozd\u011b ve\u010der dom\u016f a \u017eena na m\u011b za\u010dala k\u0159i\u010det.“ „A co jsi ud\u011blal?“ „Zhasnul.“ „Takov\u00e9 vtipy jsou d\u016fkazem, \u017ee jsme sou\u010d\u00e1st\u00ed spole\u010dnosti a \u017ee poslucha\u010di pochop\u00ed d\u016fsledky a limity zdravotn\u00edho posti\u017een\u00ed. Jinak by toti\u017e vtipy ned\u00e1valy smysl,“ fand\u00ed humoru i Kate\u0159ina Stejskalov\u00e1 z odborn\u00e9 rady projektu chodicilide.cz. I kdy\u017e by to na n\u00ed m\u00e1lokdo poznal, tahle vysoko\u0161kolsk\u00e1 pedago\u017eka je prakticky nevidom\u00e1.<\/p>\n

Z piedestalu k norm\u00e1lnosti <\/strong><\/p>\n

Dobr\u00fd vtip p\u0159itom nem\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt zl\u00fd a lidi s posti\u017een\u00edm nesm\u00ed zesm\u011b\u0161\u0148ovat. „Pokud je zalo\u017een na laskav\u00e9m, inteligentn\u00edm humoru, je cestou, jak n\u00e1s dostat z pozice na piedestalu sm\u011brem k norm\u00e1lnosti,“ uva\u017euje Stejskalov\u00e1.<\/p>\n

V\u011bt\u0161inov\u00e1 spole\u010dnost p\u0159itom \u010dasto m\u016f\u017ee vtip pova\u017eovat za cynick\u00fd. „To je ale d\u016fsledek toho, jak dlouho to bylo tabu,“ \u0159\u00edk\u00e1 Stejskalov\u00e1, kter\u00e1 se nevyh\u00fdb\u00e1 ani \u010dern\u00e9mu humoru: „To, \u017ee je n\u00e1\u0161 humor \u010dern\u00fd, je jen d\u016fkazem, \u017ee realitu tak \u010dern\u011b nevid\u00edme. A lep\u0161\u00ed dobr\u00fd vtip ne\u017e zvol\u00e1n\u00ed \u201aPus\u0165te tu slepou sednout\u2018.<\/p>\n

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\n ANEKDOTY:<\/strong>
\nVeze sle\u010dna nevidom\u00e9ho spolujezdce a na k\u0159i\u017eovatce se ho automaticky pt\u00e1: „Vid\u00ed\u0161 n\u011bco zprava?“ On stejn\u011b automaticky odpov\u00ed: „Nevid\u00edm, ale a\u017e to ucejt\u00edm, tak ti \u0159eknu!“<\/p>\n

Star\u00fd lord p\u0159ijde ve\u010der dom\u016f, sluha mu tradi\u010dn\u011b pom\u00e1h\u00e1 z kab\u00e1tu a polohlasn\u011b si muml\u00e1: „Tak co, ty star\u00fd krokod\u00fdle, zas jsi byl v baru nas\u00e1vat a koukat po mlad\u00fdch holk\u00e1ch, co?“ „Nikoliv, Jamesi. Dnes jsem si byl koupit naslouch\u00e1tko.“<\/p>\n

Nese nevidom\u00fd beznoh\u00e9ho na ramenou rozkopanou ulic\u00ed. V tom nevidom\u00fd zakopne a oba se stra\u0161n\u011b potlu\u010dou. Ten beznoh\u00fd pov\u00edd\u00e1: „Teda, j\u00e1 bych t\u011b nejrad\u0161i nakopnul!“ A nevidom\u00fd na to: „No, to bych teda cht\u011bl vid\u011bt!“<\/p>\n

Slep\u00fd a hluch\u00fd hraj\u00ed jako kapela na z\u00e1bav\u011b. Slep\u00fd se pt\u00e1 hluch\u00e9ho: „U\u017e se tan\u010d\u00ed?“ A hluch\u00fd na to: „Pro\u010d? My u\u017e hrajeme?“<\/p>\n

Po lese hopk\u00e1 slep\u00fd zaj\u00ed\u010dek, kdy\u017e tu n\u00e1hle zakopne o tlust\u00e9ho hada: „Promi\u0148te, nevid\u011bl jsem v\u00e1s, jsem toti\u017e slep\u00fd.“ „Nic se nestalo.“ „A co jste vlastn\u011b za\u010d?“ „Nev\u00edm, je\u0161t\u011b jsem se s\u00e1m nevid\u011bl, tak si m\u011b osahej!“ „Tvrd\u00fd, studen\u00fd, slizk\u00fd, nem\u00e1te p\u00e1te\u0159\u2026 Aha, vy budete politik!“<\/p>\n

Co nejv\u00edc dop\u00e1l\u00ed voz\u00ed\u010dk\u00e1\u0159e? Kdy\u017e se ho jeho tajn\u00e1 l\u00e1ska zept\u00e1, zda s n\u00ed nechce chodit.<\/p>\n

Mlad\u00e1 fronta DNES<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Zazn\u00ed vtip o nevidom\u00fdch nebo o lidech s obrnou. Vsa\u010fte se, \u017ee zat\u00edmco zdrav\u00ed se budou ut\u00e1p\u011bt v rozpac\u00edch, lid\u00e9 s posti\u017een\u00edm se s chut\u00ed […]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spolecnost"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6077"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6077\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}