{"id":63759,"date":"2026-04-27T05:28:09","date_gmt":"2026-04-27T03:28:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=63759"},"modified":"2026-04-27T05:28:13","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T03:28:13","slug":"jak-casto-by-si-mel-muz-menit-spodni-pradlo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=63759","title":{"rendered":"Jak \u010dasto by si m\u011bl mu\u017e m\u011bnit spodn\u00ed pr\u00e1dlo?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Klaus R.<\/strong><br \/>N\u011bmecko<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Kdy\u017e mi bylo 28, skon\u010dil jsem v nemocnici po nehod\u011b na motorce. Zlomen\u00e1 p\u00e1nev, tr\u017en\u00e1 r\u00e1na na\u2026! Znehybn\u011bn\u00fd, ale p\u0159i v\u011bdom\u00ed. Doktor mi cht\u011bl rozst\u0159\u00edhat zbrusu nov\u00e9 kalhoty Levi&#8217;s (ve v\u00fdchodn\u00edm N\u011bmecku!!!). D\u016frazn\u011b jsem odm\u00edtl. V d\u016fsledku toho zmizel z o\u0161et\u0159ovny a ve\u0161la studentka zdravotn\u00ed p\u00e9\u010de. Opravdu se tr\u00e1pila, ale podle m\u00e9ho n\u00e1zoru byla \u0161koda ty kalhoty zni\u010dit! Moje b\u00edl\u00e9 boxerky byly dost zakrv\u00e1cen\u00e9. Styd\u011bl jsem se za ty kalhotky, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u00fapln\u011b zbyte\u010dn\u011b\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P\u0159edt\u00edm jsem si boxerky m\u011bnil jen kdy\u017e to bylo \u201epot\u0159eba\u201c. Po t\u00e9to hospitalizaci jsem si je m\u011bnil u\u017e denn\u011b. Koneckonc\u016f, pobyt v nemocnici si nepl\u00e1nujete!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>P.S. O \u0161est t\u00fddn\u016f pozd\u011bji (v\u0161echno se zahojilo!) jsem dal studentce zdravotn\u00ed p\u00e9\u010de kv\u011btiny! Kalhoty rozhodn\u011b st\u00e1ly za to.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Klaus R.N\u011bmecko Kdy\u017e mi bylo 28, skon\u010dil jsem v nemocnici po nehod\u011b na motorce. Zlomen\u00e1 p\u00e1nev, tr\u017en\u00e1 r\u00e1na na\u2026! Znehybn\u011bn\u00fd, ale p\u0159i v\u011bdom\u00ed. Doktor mi <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/?p=63759\" title=\"Jak \u010dasto by si m\u011bl mu\u017e m\u011bnit spodn\u00ed pr\u00e1dlo?\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16059,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-zpravy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63759"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63759\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/16059"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.invarena.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}